54,739 bullets of ass kicking fun. (bonus sentence: best cameo ever...discuss)

The Princess Bride

If I could bring three movies to a desert island it would be three copies of the Princess Bride in case two don't work. Asssssss youuuuuuuuu wisssssssssssh

Hear No Evil, See No Evil

My friends walked out early, but they said they loved it!

Disturbia

The only thing I found Distubia-ing in this movie was that there wasn't a sex scene with Shia!
Shia LaBeouf... more like Shia LaButtfuck. mmmmmm mmmmmmm

Back to the Future Trilogy

I would like to fly my "Delorean" into Michael J. Fox's "carport". Bareback to the Future ya'll!

Pirates of the Caribbean 1-3

I would dig into Johnny Depp's pirate booty any day!

Where the Wild Things Are

WTF?!